After a long week of travel to the US with even longer days of meetings, I was definitely in need of a “mood lift”. And thanks to my good friend and fishing companion, John Green from Yorkshire, my week ended on a high of continuous laughter long after I read his email.
So, here is a definite mood lifter from John Green. Enjoy.
A 6 year old and a 4 year old are out raking the yard.
The 6 year old says, “You know what? I think it’s about time we started learning to cuss.” The 4 year old nods his head in approval.
The 6 year old continues. “When we go in for breakfast, I’m gonna say something with hell and you say something with ass.” The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast, he replies, “Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.”
He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step.
His mom locks him in his room and shouts, “You can stay there until I let you out!”
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, “And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?”
“I don’t know,” he blubbers, “but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!”
When you pick yourself up off the floor from laughter, feel free to pass along to your friends.
John R Childress